People I know 💕

While I love to talk about myself 😍, I guess I have to share all the people in my life, even if it does all revolve around me...

This is my mam, Patty. We call her flatty patty because she's jealous of my bodacious bum. I know even if it is deep down that she's proud of me

This is Money Man. He pays my bills and I don't ask questions 💰🤑

This is my aunt, Lady Round. She loves a cheeky mcdonalds😋

This is my dog, Lord Chow Chow. He isn't a Chow Chow but the amish people who I bought him from told me he was. He loves me dearly 😌

This is my best friend, Kelly. She's kinda dumb so I have to help explain things to her. 

Ew, now we're getting to the people I don't quite like 😒. This is Poppy Cook, she tried to get a BBL to copy my big bum but it looks like a square. 

And here's Frederick. He's my ex sugar daddy but I left him after I saw his criminal record. Now he still thinks I'm in love with him.. 🤮